I have officially fallen in love with Zooey Deschanel.
(Source: indibell, via essenceofdittany-deactivated201)
“I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.”
